23 Apr 2001 @ 11:58 PM 

Possible trip to Melbourne this summer (I suppose winter in Oz). Probable trip to Florida in May. Still haven’t produced anything at work of value and they’re paying me. Woohoo!
current_music: 10,000 Maniacs – More Than This
current_mood: tired

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Last Edit: 23 Apr 2001 @ 11:58 PM

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 23 Apr 2001 @ 11:52 PM 

I’ve noticed a rather disturbing trend at my new place of employment. There are a few men there who are disregarding proper urinal etiquette. We have 3 in a row, and a few times I’ve entered the restroom soon after another gentleman. He looks at the three possible options, and stops at the center one.

Now, all men know this is inappropriate behavior. For the women in the group, you must, when possible, leave an open urinal between you and any other man. You must not make eye contact, and you shall not speak while peeing. This is the law of the urinal.
current_music: Apache Indian – Chok There
current_mood: annoyed

Posted By: Gary
Last Edit: 23 Apr 2001 @ 11:52 PM

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 23 Apr 2001 @ 5:57 PM 

Poe is a good singer.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
current_music: Poe – Not A Virgin

Posted By: Gary
Last Edit: 23 Apr 2001 @ 05:57 PM

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