03 May 2004 @ 8:18 PM
It’s been a while since I posted about Urinal Etiquette, so I suppose it is time.
My boss was in the restroom the other day when I went in. He was at the far-right urinal, so I (naturally) took the far-left one. This maximizes the distance between us, and minimizes any inclination to make eye contact or otherwise violate the Urinal Code.
I guess it wasn’t far enough. He started up a conversation. Apparently the man has never heard of the Urinal Code. Shocking.
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I pee sitting down, and I know the urinal code! Geesh
It just ain’t right!