It’s been a while since I posted about Urinal Etiquette, so I suppose it is time.
My boss was in the restroom the other day when I went in. He was at the far-right urinal, so I (naturally) took the far-left one. This maximizes the distance between us, and minimizes any inclination to make eye contact or otherwise violate the Urinal Code.
I guess it wasn’t far enough. He started up a conversation. Apparently the man has never heard of the Urinal Code. Shocking.
Stolen shamelessly from Pouk23, I give you the Holy Armor of God, on Bush.
Oh, the hypocrisy. Oh, the irony. Oh, the absurdity.
What is truly sad is this woman represents a large and important bloc of swing voters this fall. God help us all.