16 Sep 2003 @ 3:24 PM
From an article lampooning idiots who fear Harry Potter:
[T]here is a section of the Bible that very clearly tells readers not to shape-change. … So if while your child is reading Harry Potter they are suddenly replaced by a werewolf dressed in your child’s clothes, you’re right to be upset.
There’s plenty more hilarity in the article, including the fact that since Hitler liked lightning bolts, lightning is evil. Like the fru-its of the devil.
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It’s “deveyel” dorko.