Twister Duvet Cover available soon in the UK. It’s only available in Double Bed size, so it’s perfect for your next dorm party but not appropriate for groups of more than four in one bed. Make your own joke.
The Gender Genie claims to be able to identify the gender of an author with 80% accuracy. Based on 4 samples of my writing (both formal and informal pieces), I’d have to say it can identify my gender with 0% accuracy. I also pasted in a couple pieces from Buff’s Livejournal, and it got them wrong too. If it can’t even tell the bombastic prose of the self-proclaimed Thunder God is male, I doubt its accuracy in any situation.