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Considering the first movie was relatively coherent and straightforward, what’s up with the sequels?

I just got done watching Highlander 2 and Highlander 4 today. For whatever reason (I’ve heard it was laughably bad), Sci-Fi Channel didn’t play the third one.

In the second movie we learn that the immortals are not mysterious, that Ramirez had been keeping things from MacCleod back in the 16th Century, and that dead immortals return from the dead somehow. Also, it is implied that there have never been any other immortals on Earth until 2024. So, who were the bad guys in Movie 1?

In the fourth movie, we forget all about that alien shit, make the immortals mysterious again, throw away Ramirez entirely, and create somebody named Duncan that seems like an important person to have been omitted from the first movie. For that matter, the mother burning would have been something you’d think would have made an appearance in the first flick as well.

I think if I watch the third movie, it will just make me more confused. Did they decide to just tell four different stories with some of the same characters, but in completely different universes?

So I’m using a Peer to Peer file sharing client (rhymes with huzaa) and I notice a lot of people downloading the movie trailers I’ve got in my “videos – not movies” directory. Um, who is so quickwitted that they thought a 4-meg file was the movie “Jungle Book 2”? Seriously, folks, a full movie has to be hundreds of megs.

From The Profiler

Your Brain Usage Profile

Auditory : 41%
Visual : 58%
Left : 66%
Right : 33%
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As the Pres gives pep talks to the troops in the Mideast, the CENTCOM Sergeant Major makes a typical old soldier faux pas.
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When I run my site through the W3 Validator, I get an error I’ve never seen before.

document type does not allow element “hr” here; missing one of “object”, “applet”, “map”, “iframe”, “button”, “ins”, “del” start-tag

So, I can’t put a horizontal rule anywhere except inside one of those tags? I absolutely never use those tags. Obviously the page renders acceptably, but why is there an error? XHTML geeks?

For that matter, why do I get an error on those HR tags, but not on others?

I got it. Turns out the editor for Movable Type automagically puts in some line breaks and paragraph marks that confused the validator. You can’t put an HR tag in a paragraph. 🙂

Homeland Defense official obtained Ph.D. from diploma mill – only the finest are defending our shores.

And, hey, those guys who poke around in your luggage will have their security background checks done no later than October. Cool, huh?

Christian Group Wants Disney’s No-Fly Zone Down For Gay Days

Is that just a bit petty and xenophobic?

The author of the recently escaped WASTE is quitting AOL over it.

I guess we all saw it coming. Either AOL was gonna get tired of his shenanigans or he’d get tired of the games. Oh, well. I’m sure he’ll find other interesting things to do.

The commander of the 1st MEF, British Foreign Minister, US Secretary of State, and the Deputy US Secretary of Defense are all getting press today for their words regarding the debacle in Iraq. I don’t mean to say that the liberation of Iraq was a debacle (history will define that for us one way or the other), but the claims of bio and chem weapons used as the primary reason for that war.
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Ya know, people often say to me, “If you make a design with such-and-such on it, I would definitely buy it and so would x other people.” And then I go to the effort to make these designs and how many people buy them? None? Maybe one, in some cases.

Why bother?

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If you have to ask…

For those who don’t want to register for the NYTimes site, here’s an interesting article about how the US has graciously decided to allow our Second Amendment rights for the Iraqi populace. Still not sure about the First Amendment.
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From the June 2nd London Daily Telegraph

By Andrew Sparrow and Benedict Brogan
Tony Blair promised yesterday to publish new evidence showing that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction as an opinion poll found that 44 per cent of voters think he misled them about the threat.

In a further blow, Clare Short accused him of practising a triple deception before the invasion of Iraq and Robin Cook condemned the conflict as a “monumental blunder”.
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Does anyone know where I might find Duralex glassware? My tempered glasses from Pier One are starting to chip and shatter, which is pathetic. We had Duralex glasses when I was young, and I know they’re some sort of fixture in European homes, but where can I buy them online or in the States.

Just to remind you of the Pornolizer.

The Friday Five was less lame this week…

1. What do you want to be remembered for? Humor and joy.
2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life? If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year? The first full-system certification of a SIGINT platform for interoperability. Sad, isn’t it?
4. What about the past ten years? Toughie…The course rewrite for the 98GKP course, I guess. Nothing else jumps out at me.
5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would it be? Think hard about your decisions, and don’t look back.

Aircraft carrier for sale, “cheap.”

If I don’t get a bunch of sales on my store, Cafepress says they’ll steal my commissions! C’mon, people, help me out here!

Or not, and I’ll use the accrued commission to buy myself a t-shirt or something.

Following up my previous post wondering why CSS is harder to make behave than a table…

Anyway, I just decided to fake it by moving the archive listing to its own page, making the right-hand column incredibly shorter. Odds are, if I have even one post now it won’t get wacky on me. And if it does, maybe it’s telling me I should write more.

Update: With the assistance of the inestimable Gringo, I think maybe it’s working now. Of course, if I don’t shut up for a while, I’ll never know. 🙂

Thanks, Dave. Looks like a good fix. Damned floats…