Wild Things, I think I…

Just watched Wild Things for the first time. Two things occurred to me:

  1. I really shouldn’t try to watch television with my glasses instead of contacts – the prescription is just too far off.
  2. Never trust a homicidal maniac with millions of dollars.

Of course, I also realize that I don’t get to see Denise Richards’s breasts frequently enough, but that’s really not as surprising.