Focus on the Family Attacks Spongebob Squarepants
Um, he’s a sponge. He doesn’t even have any genitalia. Why is the Far Right so obsessed with sex anyway? Must be some frigid women over there.
Anything that Dr. Dobson is afraid of is something I’ll support wholeheartedly.
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