11 Aug 2004 @ 11:09 AM 

According to our latest information, al Qaeda has new plans.

Al-Qaeda has a plan to assassinate a world leader either in the U.S. or another country.

“The U.S. or another country” pretty much covers the entire planet except Antarctica. So, they want to kill someone important somewhere, at some unknown time. Great. Get right on that.

In other news, a giant storm may kill some people in the U.S. or another country. Stay tuned to Fears R Us for more useless information.

Posted By: Gary
Last Edit: 11 Aug 2004 @ 11:09 AM

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  1. Lysa says:

    I don’t even pay attention to the terror alerts any more. Until they give me something credible I can really worry about, it’s not worth joining in the new era of paranoia with the rest of the sheep. Although I will say, the “possible attack on Las Vegas” better NOT happen the weekend I’m there to get remarried!


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