How non-geeks perceive the internet…
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Twister Duvet Cover available soon in the UK. It’s only available in Double Bed size, so it’s perfect for your next dorm party but not appropriate for groups of more than four in one bed. Make your own joke.
Last Edit: 21 Aug 2003 @ 05:09 PM
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You just cannot beat the Internet Toilet Roll Browser for bizarre idea of the day. Amazing what people will build, isn’t it?
I wonder, though – TP tough enough to print on I wouldn’t want near my bum. Just sayin’.
On occasion, as I have spent so many years in association with the military, I encounter people whose names make them obvious focii of humor. For example, there was the soldier with the last name of Sargent, who would one day become Sergeant Sargent (assuming he stuck around long enough). I met an Army O-3 named Minor – that’s Major Minor.
Today, as I was leaving work, there was a saucy little blonde Navy woman in front of me. As she was wearing that silly Naval uniform with the family name stitched above the rear pocket, I was amused to note that her last name is Creamer. Yes, that would be Seaman Creamer. That’s not quite as bad as the (possibly apocryphal) Seaman Swallow that I’ve heard about, but still a very unfortunate name for a junior Naval person to have.
Last Edit: 07 Aug 2003 @ 03:45 PM
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Gotta love Sinfest. Gettin’ his wand on…hehe
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Not many people wan to see this, but it’s sure unique.
Update: Since that site was listed on Dave Barry’s Blog today, it has been nuked from the web. I’m sure you’ll be thrilled to know that I’ve archived the images (okay, I looked in my cache for them). For your further edification:
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Last Edit: 01 Aug 2003 @ 03:42 PM
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Top 11 Signs your ISP has given you up to the RIAA as a dangerous KaZaA user:
11. All the files in your favorite MP3 play list are now “Lars Ulrich sings ‘Feelings'”
10. Your KaZaA rating changes to “Defendant”
9. Eminem insults your mother in his next single
8. Recording Industry Association of America president Hillary Rosen sends you e-mail messages with embedded .wav files of heavy breathing
7. All the spam in your inbox is from Motion Picture Association CEO Jack Valenti
6. You get a bill retroactively charging you 99 cents per downloaded track. Total bill: $29,700
5. A Tommy Mottola screen saver suddenly pops up on your computer
4. Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer picket your home with signs that read, “Piracy don’t pay my bills”
3. You receive a request from someone using outdated hacker wannabe slang claiming a friend said you could “hook me up” with the latest Snoop Dogg album
2. You suddenly have numerous songs from someone named Avril Lavigne
1. CD-shaped crop circles appear in your backyard
Last Edit: 21 Jul 2003 @ 08:39 AM
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Probably the most interesting political sign I’ve seen in a while. Really makes you think. Read our lips
Just to remind you of the Pornolizer.
Last Edit: 31 May 2003 @ 08:13 AM
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Aircraft carrier for sale, “cheap.”
Last Edit: 29 May 2003 @ 03:16 PM
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Apparently this week, in West Texas, is Skunk Suicide Season. I’ve never seen so many dead stinky animals on the road in any two-day period before! Geez.
Via an older Reverend Jim post, I came upon this disturbing food product. Star Spangled Ice Cream – Mail Order Ice Cream with a Conservative Flavor $76 for a gallon of ice cream delivered to your door. And you can get Iraqi Road too!
Last Edit: 13 May 2003 @ 05:00 PM
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Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Last Edit: 12 May 2003 @ 08:05 PM
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I wonder why I didn’t get Level 6 if I had the same score. Oh, well.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test
Last Edit: 30 Apr 2003 @ 06:06 AM
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Just something that popped into my head while watching every other driver on the road ignore the stop sign on the way to work each morning, gaining all of 2 or 3 seconds over just stopping.
‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING – That’s right, the fella went from $800 to $350,000,000 in two weeks, so the feds busted him for suspicion of insider trading. He spent four hours regaling them with his confession – as a time traveler.
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Think it’s subversive enough?
This gadget to translate between dogs and humans sounds suspiciously like the toy I got in a Happy Meal the other day.
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