19 Apr 2010 @ 8:23 AM 

Saw this headline today, and figured that is one they can recycle for every bill so long as the GOP is in the minority:

Republicans Unanimously Against Bill Being Brought to the Senate Floor This Week

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 14 Apr 2010 @ 1:16 PM 

One of my great pet peeves of the attempt by media folks to be “with it” and give out URLs on TV.

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Last Edit: 23 Apr 2010 @ 08:05 PM

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 02 Apr 2010 @ 8:14 AM 

The “magic box” method of explaining my job.

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Fool!

 
 01 Apr 2010 @ 7:23 AM 

A few years ago, Thinkgeek introduced an 8-bit tie for April Fools Day. They eventually produced the thing for real. Last year, they featured the Tauntaun sleeping bag. In November, they produced it for real. This year, I hope they make this alarm clock come true.  It’s better than Tribbles ‘n’ Bits.

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 24 Mar 2010 @ 9:11 PM 

I know, it’s unfair and biased.  But funny!

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 26 Jan 2010 @ 7:36 AM 

Thank you, California, for finally diverting some of the “oh no they didn’t” attention from Texas. Menifee, a town in Riverside County, has decided to pull the Webster Collegiate Dictionary from their school library, because it has definitions of terms like “oral sex” and the poor children just can’t handle such things. Seriously, didn’t everyone flip through the dictionary looking for dirty words, just because you could? Our children are not so delicate and easily bruised, people!

Is Menifee in the 909?

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 13 Jan 2010 @ 3:40 PM 

Kat and I thought they should have tried to get some of these into the broadcast.

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 13 Jan 2010 @ 7:03 AM 


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 11 Jan 2010 @ 2:38 PM 

A student at the University of Wisconsin in Milwaukee was walking home from work when four men pulled him into an alley and forced him to lie face-down with a gun to his neck. They took everything from his pockets, but when the gang leader looked in the victim’s wallet and saw an Army Reserve ID card, he told his accomplices to give him his stuff back. “The guy continued to say throughout the situation that he respects what I do and at one point he actually thanked me and he actually apologized,” the unidentified 21-year-old victim said. “The leader of the group actually walked back [and] gave me a quick fist bump.” Police note that 10 minutes later, the gang robbed another man, who had a Department of Corrections inmate ID in his wallet. They didn’t give him his wallet back.

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 07 Jan 2010 @ 5:34 AM 

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 24 Dec 2009 @ 4:01 PM 

A few years ago, I had a coworker who routinely burned microwave popcorn. I don’t miss him much. I do wonder, though, if it would have been better if he’d been burning bacon-flavored popcorn instead. Is everything really better with bacon? Is it?

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 23 Dec 2009 @ 6:39 PM 

This is just crazy – the past three days, I’ve been working all day long. This is just unacceptable; my boss is crazy to think I can keep up this kind of pace. Next he’ll expect me to accurately report my work hours.

Seriously, I’ve installed Red Hat on 18 machines in the past three days, and some of them have CPUs propelled by gerbils. Painful.

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Last Edit: 23 Dec 2009 @ 06:39 PM

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 17 Dec 2009 @ 6:57 AM 

After listening to Orgy’s “Santa’s Creepy Secret” this morning, this comic seemed appropriate.


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 07 Dec 2009 @ 11:09 AM 

I have, over the years, frequently pointed out that most of the world’s great philosophical and religious movements can be boiled down to one phrase: Don’t be a dick.  Glad to see someone agrees with me.

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Last Edit: 07 Dec 2009 @ 11:09 AM

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 08 Oct 2009 @ 7:38 AM 

Thinkgeek has a problem with their April Fool’s Day gags – some people actually want to buy them. In 2007, they posted the 8-bit tie as a gag. So many people wrote in, it’s now part of their catalog. This year, they invented the then-satirical Tauntaun Sleeping Bag. They’re gonna sell them in November. There ya go, Lys.  🙂

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 09 Sep 2009 @ 2:53 PM 

Just one more example of why I avoid that place.Who needs a shirt?

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 29 Aug 2009 @ 12:33 PM 

Wouldn’t this have made the movie much more interesting?

HowTwilightShouldHaveEnded

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 10 Aug 2009 @ 2:45 PM 

Once again, a Democrat finds a new and entertaining way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. For want of a signature…

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 06 Aug 2009 @ 10:41 PM 

It’s just so easy.

Kenyan BC

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 29 Jul 2009 @ 12:50 PM 

You may recall the decorated sheep that are now placed around San Angelo – the husky was scared of one a while back, and The Boy and I watched the Sheeptacular parade when they were first introduced to the community. Some idiot college students swiped one. They were planning to return it, they said, because who needs a five-foot fiberglass sheep in their living room?  Of course, they also let the police knock on their door for an hour before letting them in; did they think the cops might get tired and go away?

Surprisingly to many, this is considered a state felony, because the value of the stolen property was over $1500. I remember some folks in high school swiped the Bob’s Big Boy statue from down the road – would have sucked to get hit with a felony charge.

Remember, don’t rustle sheep – Jonny Law will get ya.

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Last Edit: 29 Jul 2009 @ 12:50 PM

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