Humpty Dumpty Ball Park Hot Dog Potato Chips
What else can I add to that? Potato chips which taste like hot dogs, with relish. Seriously.
OK, I can add something – check out their other flavors: Fries and Gravy and Grilled Cheese and Ketchup
Although the Yahoo version of this story has been edited to remove this quote, other news sources, such as the BBC, have yet to bow to the pressure to make the U.S. military commanders look less nuts.
bq. “The enemy has got a face. He’s called Satan. He lives in Falluja. And we’re going to destroy him.” – Lt Col Gareth Brandl
Oooookay. Satan lives in Fallujah. Suppose he has a nice garden or something?