You just have to love the understatement of the cop in this story.
bq. We consider these deaths to be very suspicious
Yeah, suspicious. They’re bound together with nylon cord and tied to *sandbags.* That’s suspicious. Wow. He must have been tops in his class at State the Obvious U.
Ummm, yeah, unless people regularly dispose of loved ones in lakes tied to sandbags in Pleasant Prairie Wisconsin, I guess we’d have to say those deaths are a tad suspicious. That guy will have his own Discovery Channel crime show soon.