Sorry, my leet-speek is rusty.
I stayed home today to knock out a paper for the easy class which I’ve avoided working on since the first day of the semester, even though the requirements were provided in the syllabus and it’s due on Sunday (run on sentence much?). So, I work on it, and it’s even easier than I thought it would be, and done after about 4 hours of half-assed work. I am the king of pulling it out of my ass.
If you weren’t sure about the sheer chutzpah (or arrogance depending on your affiliation) of our current President, check out this clip from the Letterman show. He uses a producer’s sweater as a cleaning rag for his spectacles!