17 Feb 2004 @ 8:35 PM 

Because a judge in California thinks a semicolon is important, gays and lesbians keep marrying in San Francisco. I love it. Imagine the consternation on those pinched little bigoted faces when they were told they couldn’t stop women from marrying women because of an elementary school punctuation error. Hilarious.

In worse news, they expected to only marry 50 couples today, as compared to the 750 yesterday. I guess a lot of city workers had been drafted to fill the ranks of Mayor Newsom’s marriage brigade and they had to go back to work today.

A semicolon. I still love it.

Posted By: Gary
Last Edit: 17 Feb 2004 @ 08:35 PM

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  1. lysa says:

    Now if only a semi-colon could allow them marital benefits, like insurance rates, tax breaks, etc.

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