Stupid Things Meme

Check off the stupid things you have done. DO NOT include explanations!

Level One
() Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
() Done Weed
()Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) Drank Alcohol  (I’m not Mormon)

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Been Dumped
(X) Shoplifted
() Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 5

Level 3
() Snuck Out Of A Parent’s House
(X) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn’t Have Them Back
() Been Arrested
(X) Made Out With A Stranger (Ah, DLI)
(X) Gone Out On A Blind Date

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person (Ah, DLI)
(X) Skipped School
() Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 11

Level 5
() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE Friends
() Been To Paris
(X) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking (Ah, DLI)

SO FAR: 14

Level 6
(X) Eaten Sushi (ah, DLI)
() Been Snowboarding
() Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
() Been Mosh Pitting

SO FAR: 15

Level 7
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Love(d) Someone Who You Can’t Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 19

Level 8
() Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
() Gone Puddle Jumping
() Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 21

Level 9
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School  (Need I say, “DLI” again?)

SO FAR: 26

Level 10
() Used A Fake / Someone Else’s ID
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 28

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
() Been Robbed / Vandalized
() Robbed Someone
(X) Been Misunderstood
(X) Pet A Deer

SO FAR: 30

Level 12
() Won A Contest (this is stupid?)
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 31

Level 13
() Have / Had Braces
(X) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (sounds like a plan for the evening)
(X) had deja vu
(X) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 34

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
() Witnessed A Crime
() Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
() Been Obsessed With Post-It Notes

SO FAR: 36

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
(X) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (the world is a sphere, but…)
(X) Swam In The Ocean / Gulf
() Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 40

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
() Sang Karaoke
() Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 43

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t
() Made Prank Phone Calls
() Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 45

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
(X) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach (DLI rocked)

SO FAR: 50

Level 19
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(X) Had A Wish Come True (at least temporarily)
() Been Humped By A Monkey? (Seriously?  WTF?)

SO FAR: 52

Level 20
() Worn Pearls
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge
() Screamed “Penis”
(X) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 54

Level 22
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/ice Cube
() Kissed A Fish
() Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 55

Level 23
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Stayed Up All Night (Only when they made me in the Army)

SO FAR: 57

Level 24
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had / Been In A Tree House
() Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 60

Level 25
() Believe In Ghosts
() Have / Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
() Jail / Visit

SO FAR: 60

Level 26
() Played Chicken
() Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
() Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused (I’m still answering this aren’t I?)

SO FAR: 61

Level 27
(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It
() Made A Porn Video
() Caught A Butterfly
() Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried so hard you laughed

SO FAR: 62

Level 28
() Mooned / Flashed Someone
() Had Someone Moon / Flash You
() Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone’s Name
(X) Slept Naked
() French Braided Someones Hair
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 64

Level 29
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(X) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 66

Level 31
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat/Dog
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 70

Level 32
() been shot at (blanks don’t count, right?)
(X) had sex in the rain/ rainy night
() flattened someones tires
(X) drove your car until the gas light came on
(X) got five dollars or less worth of gas (that used to be called “a full tank”)

So Far: 73

I’ve Done 73 Out Of 143 Stupid Things

What exactly makes some of these things “stupid?”  You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Gary

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One thought on “Stupid Things Meme”

  1. I counted 76 things that I did … I agree (ah DLI!) and some of the things I did are only stupid in hindsight.

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